I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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