high people should be assigned attendants
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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