yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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