I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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