I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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