She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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