Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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