this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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