That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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