I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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