I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
