Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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