don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
