It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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