Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
so much tequila, so little girl.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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