Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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