i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
