guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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