They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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