I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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