That's intense
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
i now understand why vodka
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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