No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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