At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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