My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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