Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I forget how to act sober
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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