hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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