You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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