Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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