I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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