Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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