first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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