Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Are we still banned from the library?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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