Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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