So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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