who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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