Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
