Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
ttyl tear gas
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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