3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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