I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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