He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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