Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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