capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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