If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i barfeds in our rink
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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