I swear she didn't look like that last week.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize