We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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