I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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