Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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