Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
MIDGETS
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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