Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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