there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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