this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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