I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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