The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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