If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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