okay pat passed out under dana's car
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
