belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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